The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 22, 2018

As in “whizzz”

As in “whizzz”

G7. Jazz it up a bit.

Or Gm, because he has the blues.

That minor made a major mistake.

He’d better make note of this as the scales are tipped in favor of the teacher.

If that was an attempt at humor, Clarence, it fell flat.

Read the whole note Clarence.

Clarence is going to get a D in class participation today.

When the teacher turns around, he’s going to give her the middle C. That’ll show her!

You are in treble now mister !

Is this an ode to Clarence Clemons?

If only he could manage chords…… dominant 9th with an augmented 7th on a sax!

If there were violins, we could at least get a G string.

Sax education.

B-Sharp. Wait until her back is turned, or you’ll get a suspension.

Always B-Sharp, Never B-Flat, Just B-Natural.

If it had read “H,” now that would’ve been a music prodigy on the cutting edge.

I thought “passing G” meant something else.

Like american movies… sax and violins go together.