Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 15, 2018

If one were to get a doctorate at Shanghai H.U., in what could the specialize?

If you’re a creature whose diet consists of dung, I’d say walking in circles isn’t your biggest problem.

How did they determine that the beetles are using the stars? Are they incapable of walking straight during the day or cloudy nights?

I remember the article in Scientific America. They don’t use the stars, they can see in the moonlight. In fact, in a moonless night, when stars are brighter in comparison, their paths are erratic.

During the day, those dung beetles can’t see sh**.

I wonder if Sponge Bob could enter.

the dung beetle obviously lives in a s…hole country

The American “Hamburger U” could learn a thing or liang from the Shangai campus.

They had better use Polaris or they would necessarily walk in circles.

“We are all of us in the gutter – But some of us are looking at the stars”…

How many miles a year do the elevators in the Empire State building travel?

And you know what they call 64,000 miles in Paris?

They don’t call it 64,000 miles?

No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f*$# a mile is.

He who writes on shithouse walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these lines of wit, eats those little balls of shit. Embarrassed to say that my mom taught me that when I was younger. I have etched that into bathroom stalls as a kid.