Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 15, 2018

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    Darryl Heine  over 6 years ago

    Eat your heart out, Michigan J. Frog (“Hello my baby…Everybody do the Michigan rag…”) – Boy, I remember when he was the mascot of the 1995-2006 WB TV network!

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    Further proof it ain’t easy being green.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    I never thought about it before, but I guess the phrase, “You scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours” is unheard of in turtle society.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    Would some turtle wax be comforting?

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    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    Getting a little shell rash are you?

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    scaeva Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Ever worn medieval armor? I can identify with this. No wonder they were all so savage!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Great, now MY back is itchy.

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    rekam Premium Member over 6 years ago

    At least Verne can remove his shell when he wants to.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    Talk about being a prisoner of your own device, as the Eagles sang!

    That would be Tortoise Shell Hotel Hell!

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