Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 18, 2018

RUN AWAY FAST. Women like that are not natural

@somebodyshort – ……unless they live in Florida and only wear flip flops. Thank you – A recovering shoe-coholic residing in paradise. LOL

And enough outfits.

There’s no such woman on earth. They all have the Imelda Marcos gene !

It’s my opinion that some women have less ‘fashion sense’ than some men—just by the outfits they wear—comparable to ‘plaids and strips’ together ! ! !

sounds like the making of a sexist lawsuit…

No, because she is very manly.

Never “Enough shoes” is not in the female vocabulary. The best you guys can hope for is a woman that pays her own way, into classic cars and is outdoorsy.

Went shopping for shoes, ONCE, with my wife. Gone 8 hours, visited ‘umpteen’ stores , tired on even more shoes and came home with nothing. Told her, the next time she wanted to go ‘shoe shopping’ , I would paint the house ! ! ! !