Bob Gorrell for December 18, 2017

It depends, Bob, on whether or not her consent was involved. Very simple. PS: You know what the difference is between a Treasury Bond and a man? The bond will mature, so grow up Gorrell.

Gorrell is right; the Bible clearly states that God put women on this earth to serve men. Their consent is not required.

reused artwork from 2010 http://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2010/12/16

^The Trump Disciple cartoonists don’t like to spend a lot of time, you know, thinking about stuff.

Makes their brains sore.

The War on Christmas is over, we lost.

You know and I moved on her actually. You know she was down in the kitchen. I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and f*** her. She was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big, phony t*** and everything. She’s totally on the naughty list.

Yeah, that’s her. With the gingerbread men. I better use some candy canes just in case I start kissing her underneath the mistletoe. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re Santa they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p****. You can do anything.

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” can seem darker nowadays.