Clay Jones for December 18, 2017

Excuse the blank expression on my face.

Yes, I haven’t actually seen ANYONE really explain why this is such a freakin’ GOOD IDEA! Hello? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Next step: only state-approved news and sponsors will be allowed.

Big Orange Cheeto

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They spammed paradise

And put in the trolling bots

With clickbait, atomic trackers

And a wi-fi hacked spot

Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone?

They spammed paradise

And put in the trolling bots

They took all the torrents

And put them in a cyber jail

Then they charged all the people

Hammerin’ down the final nail

Don’t it always seem to go,

That you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone?

They spammed paradise

And put in the trolling bots

Hey, Google,Google,

Put away that data now

Bill me for my apps

But leave me a neutral web

Please!

Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til its gone?

They spammed paradise

And put in the trolling bots

Late last night the world-wide window slammed

And a big orange cheeto took away our last stand

Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone?

They spammed paradise

And put in the trolling bots

I said

Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone?

They spammed paradise

And put in the trolling bots

70% percent of Americans are against most everything Republicans are doing.

The great unwashed need to have their Internet searches regulated by Big Business, to make sure they never see anything they shouldn’t see. Like science and other evil things.

Can it be that even Trump Disciples can’t think up any lies to justify this?

Just another abuse of our freedoms. When you start censoring information so that you can control the minds of your subjects, one of the first parts of the plan to become the Dictator in the Oval Office. We all know that Trump wishes to become Dictator for Life by popular edict of his 30% voter base.

Should I be more worried that this is an evil plot by big business to curtail my freedom, or that the idiots running the Federal Communications Commision are clueless about how bad this is?

Not directly to the point of this cartoon, but I’ve seen two different reports of a drinking fountain in the Washington DC offices of the EPA, not far from Scott Pruitt’s office, that was spewing sewage. The irony of this is thicker than what’s coming out of the drinking fountains. One more reason I now call it the Environmental Pollution Agency.

This cartoon makes the best argument I’ve seen yet for crushing Net Neutrality, but even the joy of not seeing Pai’s piehole is enough to make me want Net Partiality.