I am retired from an airline in Atlanta. One day,years ago, things were dull, dull, dull at our office. My ex wife, who had moved to Columbus, GA, called and said she needed her child support NOW!!! Could I get on a plane and fly the money to her that afternoon? I had the call on a speakerphone, so my boss heard her, and told me that I had too much comp time built up, we aren’t doing any thing this afternoon, get on the plane and take her the money and go home. So, I went over to the terminal caught a short flight from Atlanta to Columbus, and flew right back to Atlanta. Now, the plot thickens. I had a new girlfriend who was living with me. She has been my wife since 1986. She had told me that morning if I would pick up something different on the way home, she would cook it. So, I get off the flight from Columbus, walk along the concourse wondering what “different” thing I could get for supper, when I noticed that there was a flight going to Boston in the next few minutes at the gate right next to me. So, I made a left turn, showed my ID, and was quickly on my way to get some live lobsters, which is a thing commonly done among airline pass riders. I came home with my two lobsters, she wanted to know where I got them, I said “Boston” , which was the truth, she didn’t believe it for a minute. The lobsters, however, were very, very good
I am retired from an airline in Atlanta. One day,years ago, things were dull, dull, dull at our office. My ex wife, who had moved to Columbus, GA, called and said she needed her child support NOW!!! Could I get on a plane and fly the money to her that afternoon? I had the call on a speakerphone, so my boss heard her, and told me that I had too much comp time built up, we aren’t doing any thing this afternoon, get on the plane and take her the money and go home. So, I went over to the terminal caught a short flight from Atlanta to Columbus, and flew right back to Atlanta. Now, the plot thickens. I had a new girlfriend who was living with me. She has been my wife since 1986. She had told me that morning if I would pick up something different on the way home, she would cook it. So, I get off the flight from Columbus, walk along the concourse wondering what “different” thing I could get for supper, when I noticed that there was a flight going to Boston in the next few minutes at the gate right next to me. So, I made a left turn, showed my ID, and was quickly on my way to get some live lobsters, which is a thing commonly done among airline pass riders. I came home with my two lobsters, she wanted to know where I got them, I said “Boston” , which was the truth, she didn’t believe it for a minute. The lobsters, however, were very, very good
Plods with ...™ about 6 years ago
“In Russia the lobsters pick you.”
joefearsnothing about 6 years ago
Apparently the big noses taste better…..to a lobster!
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
I think that’s only true with yellow squash and a few other vegetables.
linsonl about 6 years ago
I am retired from an airline in Atlanta. One day,years ago, things were dull, dull, dull at our office. My ex wife, who had moved to Columbus, GA, called and said she needed her child support NOW!!! Could I get on a plane and fly the money to her that afternoon? I had the call on a speakerphone, so my boss heard her, and told me that I had too much comp time built up, we aren’t doing any thing this afternoon, get on the plane and take her the money and go home. So, I went over to the terminal caught a short flight from Atlanta to Columbus, and flew right back to Atlanta. Now, the plot thickens. I had a new girlfriend who was living with me. She has been my wife since 1986. She had told me that morning if I would pick up something different on the way home, she would cook it. So, I get off the flight from Columbus, walk along the concourse wondering what “different” thing I could get for supper, when I noticed that there was a flight going to Boston in the next few minutes at the gate right next to me. So, I made a left turn, showed my ID, and was quickly on my way to get some live lobsters, which is a thing commonly done among airline pass riders. I came home with my two lobsters, she wanted to know where I got them, I said “Boston” , which was the truth, she didn’t believe it for a minute. The lobsters, however, were very, very good
linsonl about 6 years ago
I am retired from an airline in Atlanta. One day,years ago, things were dull, dull, dull at our office. My ex wife, who had moved to Columbus, GA, called and said she needed her child support NOW!!! Could I get on a plane and fly the money to her that afternoon? I had the call on a speakerphone, so my boss heard her, and told me that I had too much comp time built up, we aren’t doing any thing this afternoon, get on the plane and take her the money and go home. So, I went over to the terminal caught a short flight from Atlanta to Columbus, and flew right back to Atlanta. Now, the plot thickens. I had a new girlfriend who was living with me. She has been my wife since 1986. She had told me that morning if I would pick up something different on the way home, she would cook it. So, I get off the flight from Columbus, walk along the concourse wondering what “different” thing I could get for supper, when I noticed that there was a flight going to Boston in the next few minutes at the gate right next to me. So, I made a left turn, showed my ID, and was quickly on my way to get some live lobsters, which is a thing commonly done among airline pass riders. I came home with my two lobsters, she wanted to know where I got them, I said “Boston” , which was the truth, she didn’t believe it for a minute. The lobsters, however, were very, very good