Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 13, 2017

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    Donaldo Premium Member over 6 years ago

    best giggle of the morning

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Good for the kids,that they’re not being had…

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    Ray_C  over 6 years ago

    His mouth should be called some other kind of hole, if you catch my drift.

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    eb110americana  over 6 years ago

    “…you shouldn’t marry her unless her idea of what’s romantic is just as screwed up as yours.”

    Got dammit. I hate when Scott’s insane rantings start making sense…

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    Nuliajuk  over 6 years ago

    Love the idea of the “She’s not pregnant” announcement. I had a co-worker years ago who started her family when she was well into her 30s, after being married for some time. When she complained that people were reacting oddly to the late start I pointed out that at least nobody could say she’d had a shotgun wedding.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    And their marriage has worked out SO well since. (No pun intended on “SO.”)

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That’s where his wisdom teeth are. His wisdom bites.

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