Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2017

Don’t axe questions like that. You’ll need the comb and he’ll need the other stuff. So it’s a combo gift.

Sounds a bit like Homer’s bowling ball for Marge.

At least it sounds like a better gift than a fruit cake.

Pfft, my oldest son made me a hammer-knife-gun one year when he was about 8.

I want one!….i can whip out the axe to chop down the daggum cedar trees (with their stinking pollen), the comb to comb out the chips from my manly chest hair afterwards :-), and the bottle opener to pop open the quart bottle of Shiner beer when i am done!

No idea who that, Manly McMan Comb, is going to, in the Haywire household!