Dear Santa, I have been a good boy this year. Dear Santa, I have been a good boy this month. Dear Santa, I have been a good boy this today.
Writing “this” and “today” in the same sentence like that is grammatically incorrect.
Dear Santa, I haven’t killed anyone in the last 15 minutes!
Dear Santa: I am aware of the concept of goodness, and for the most part don’t have a problem with it.
Santa needs to give him points for honesty.
I would suggest you find a use for coal.
11 more morality days until Christmas. It’s the opposite of Mardi Gras.
My daughter wrote that she had been “okay” this year in her letter to Santa since she thought saying “good” would be pushing it.
Dear Santa, I tried, OK? Are there any points for that?
At least he admits it, unlike a certain kid with a stuffed tiger.
Maybe he’d do better to scratch “good” and leave the space blank: “Dear Santa, I have been a boy this year.”
I think Lio and Caulfield have been cahoots somehow.
I agree, Lio. What’s the point, anyway? Santa has been spying on you all year long.So, as Radish said, think about how to monetize a lump of coal….
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Writing “this” and “today” in the same sentence like that is grammatically incorrect.
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
Dear Santa, I haven’t killed anyone in the last 15 minutes!
Kaputnik over 6 years ago
Dear Santa: I am aware of the concept of goodness, and for the most part don’t have a problem with it.
Squoop over 6 years ago
Santa needs to give him points for honesty.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
I would suggest you find a use for coal.
Ermine Notyours over 6 years ago
11 more morality days until Christmas. It’s the opposite of Mardi Gras.
iantheevil over 6 years ago
My daughter wrote that she had been “okay” this year in her letter to Santa since she thought saying “good” would be pushing it.
tcayer over 6 years ago
Dear Santa, I tried, OK? Are there any points for that?
bluegirl285 over 6 years ago
At least he admits it, unlike a certain kid with a stuffed tiger.
Stephen Gilberg over 6 years ago
Maybe he’d do better to scratch “good” and leave the space blank: “Dear Santa, I have been a boy this year.”
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 6 years ago
I think Lio and Caulfield have been cahoots somehow.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
I agree, Lio. What’s the point, anyway? Santa has been spying on you all year long.So, as Radish said, think about how to monetize a lump of coal….