Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 15, 2017

Well at least we know now why they didn’t want to leave this basket case alone to raise Rick while her hubby is gone.

More time to think? Try starting.

Her hairstyle? Maybe she’s going for the “Minnie Mouse” look, and just needs bigger ears. They stick out far enough, already.

In all reality , does Gil’s argument make any sense ? Does he tell Uncle Gary ," Look you draft dodging ,anti American it’s every True Americans duty to have their sons play football and on Sunday as a family worship the NFL . Now get out of my office both of you, you disgust me."

That’s a very, very serious look from Gil in p3. Similar to when he dropped a case of GIL mugs at the flea market. Don’t they know they are messing with second place in the Valley?.

P1, Uncle Tonoose wants you!

P2, Gil’s starting to morph into Butthead today.

P3, Think about going to a new hairstylist and leave the football to me!

Given that it’s almost Christmas, I can only assume that Milford’s football season is continuing because they’ve been invited to a New Year’s Day Bowl game.

Kaz! Matt Shaw! Boonie! Get in here, stuff this pretty boy in his car, wind it up and sent him down the Hawaii Highway.

OMG! This woman is such a bonehead! Why does she let her brother control her? Where the heck is daddy? I wonder if there is a football team in Dubai Rick can go to?

Too bad that the family won’t let a kid, who is old enough to decide for himself what to do, have a say in this. The best way to get a teenager to do something is to tell him/her that you won’t let them do it. UG is an idiot.

Too bad we will never know what talents the Thorp kids had.

In p3, Mrs. Soto looks like she’s choosing between a quarter-pounder and chicken mcnuggets.

Non-sarcastic question since I never heard of baseline testing before this: Wouldn’t it be possible for Rick to actually HAVE had a concussion and still perform just as well if he repeats the tests now, which I assume is almost two weeks later? Isn’t the damage from concussions cumulative?

Rare talent? Can you name a successful singer who was the size of an offensive lineman? I can come up with a few…but by and large (pardon the pun) far more of the great vocal stars tend to be more slight in stature.

Point in P1 taken. Anyone want to look after my fantasy football team? I’m giving up following contact sports.

P1 – UC being rude and yelling at us!

P2 – Gil just off in his own little world.

P3 – I like Gil’s irritated look, like, “geez lady, could you be any more indecisive?” And speaking of irritated, I hope you’re not irritated by today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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Annnnd the Uncle will be happy to keep her thinking until the season’s over. Anybody wanna bet Rick soon “develops” a case of laryngitis?

the last time I saw ears like that they were on a ewer. Hmmm, a whole new meaning for love handles

P-3: the mystery deepens. Whose office are they in? Those are books in the background.

Time to cue Aretha Franklin

…shouldn’t line coach Steve Boone be involved in these discussions? How about trainer extraordinaire Rick Scott?

Wasn’t there a Seinfeld episode where this girl kept going from good looking to old and then back again? I think ‘Mom’ is that girl. (get it Ellis?)

Is Rick’s uncle Marty Moon’s twin brother or what? Sorry if this has come up before. I don’t get to see the comments on my app on the tablet. This is the first time in ages that I am reading from the website. After last years drunk driving story, does anyone else see this becoming a teen suicide plot line?