Just take a knee (to the crotch)
Get 2 more TV’s
I wish it had been that simple.
Buy a season ticket before she takes you to the cleaners.
He’ll soon be singing:
" Thank God, and Grayhound, She’s Gone ! " and " Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life " !
Just compromise with her. Tell her that if she tolerates your watching through the month of January, you won’t watch a single football game until next August. She probably doesn’t know enough about football to know she didn’t win that argument.
We have bumper stickers that say “My wife says if I keep watching LSU football, she’ll leave me. I sure am gonna miss her.”
We’re not watching anyway you traitors.
What kind of dance is that? I do not watch football; therefore I don’ know.
Rick McKee
alcollier100 over 6 years ago
Just take a knee (to the crotch)
somebodyshort over 6 years ago
Get 2 more TV’s
thirdguy over 6 years ago
I wish it had been that simple.
gmartin997 over 6 years ago
Buy a season ticket before she takes you to the cleaners.
Linguist over 6 years ago
He’ll soon be singing:
" Thank God, and Grayhound, She’s Gone ! " and " Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life " !
Diane Lee Premium Member over 6 years ago
Just compromise with her. Tell her that if she tolerates your watching through the month of January, you won’t watch a single football game until next August. She probably doesn’t know enough about football to know she didn’t win that argument.
YatInExile over 6 years ago
We have bumper stickers that say “My wife says if I keep watching LSU football, she’ll leave me. I sure am gonna miss her.”
whiteaj over 6 years ago
We’re not watching anyway you traitors.
Iwa Iniki over 6 years ago
What kind of dance is that? I do not watch football; therefore I don’ know.