Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 15, 2017

The boss will hang it from the back of his belt.

Mistletoe can be an excellent invitation for a consensual kiss if you announce it before-hand. Make sure it can be just as easily turned down or ignored.

Putting mistletoe farmers everywhere out of business.

I understand that in many places mistletoe is illegal because the berries are poisonous!

I always noticed that it was the women that were standing around under the mistletoe, not the men.

My opinion is. The women wear the tightest shorts in summer with their butt cheeks showing and their boobs ready to fall out of the skimpy tops. Some even dress like a “lady of the night” but if a man says the least little word or looks wrong, then Look out!!!

I’ve never seen mistletoe hung anywhere.