Kliban by B. Kliban for December 20, 2017

Q: “Is cow tipping a real thing?”A: “Yes, but no more than ten percent.”

I don’t see any electric sheep.

And it can take a long time to get some of those things to turn over.

Carl has a difficult enough time just to get his own morning started..

When it’s cold, I have trouble kick starting my hog.

Carl could be a bit cranky on cold mornings.

Listen! I hear “Steamboat Willie”!

That ethanol gums up the works. Carl should put some stabilizer to their feed.

I think this one is almost 40 years old. And it still makes me laugh until my sides hurt.