Baravelli: Oh no, you gotta tell me! (pause) Hey, I tell you what I do…I give you three guesses…It’s the name of a fish…
Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha, ha! Atsa no fish!
Wagstaff: She isn’t? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see…Is it sturgeon?
Baravelli: Hey, you’re crazy! A sturgeon, he’s a doctor cuts you open whena you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock!
Baravelli: Atsa funny, I gotta haddock too.
Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Baravelli: Well now, sometimes I take aspirin, sometimes I takea calomel.
Wagstaff: Say, I’d walk a mile for a calomel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel. I like that too, but you no guess it. (Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again. Baravelli opens the peephole again.) Hey, whatsa matta? You no understand English? You can’t come in here unless you say swordfish! Now, I give you one more guess.
Wagstaff: (thinking) Swordfish…swordfish…I think I got it! Is it swordfish?
kingdiamond69 over 6 years ago
Mr Limpett!
P51Strega over 6 years ago
What a chinook
mvwhite5382 over 6 years ago
A real dumb bass
Nyckname over 6 years ago
The jokes here are floundering.
Charlie Tuba over 6 years ago
Fish puns for the halibut!
Charlie Tuba over 6 years ago
Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Oh no, you gotta tell me! (pause) Hey, I tell you what I do…I give you three guesses…It’s the name of a fish…
Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha, ha! Atsa no fish!
Wagstaff: She isn’t? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see…Is it sturgeon?
Baravelli: Hey, you’re crazy! A sturgeon, he’s a doctor cuts you open whena you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock!
Baravelli: Atsa funny, I gotta haddock too.
Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Baravelli: Well now, sometimes I take aspirin, sometimes I takea calomel.
Wagstaff: Say, I’d walk a mile for a calomel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel. I like that too, but you no guess it. (Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again. Baravelli opens the peephole again.) Hey, whatsa matta? You no understand English? You can’t come in here unless you say swordfish! Now, I give you one more guess.
Wagstaff: (thinking) Swordfish…swordfish…I think I got it! Is it swordfish?
Baravelli: Ha! That’s it! You guess it!
- from Horsefeathers with the Marx Brothers
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 6 years ago
These comments seem fishy to me.