Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for October 15, 2017

Aren’t you supposed to yell “I’m such a naughty boy!” while you use it?

1986?

What is the name of that yoga pose?Hey Boo Boo,lets get a picnic basket :~)

Actually, it looks more like something developed by NordicTrack…

Did it come with a free Turnip Twaddler??

My morning laugh

Depends on who is giving the paddling.

Isn’t Ikea stuff supposed to need just an Allen wrench?

Bump. 1000 internets to Seed Drill for the 1731 Jethro Tull tribute.

Hah! love it! I wonder who is going to borrow the contraption first, Steve Dallas or Bill The Cat?

Can we get those for Trump and Congress?

Can I choose who gets to paddle me? (Two, in mind).

Speak for yourself, Opus! I do not feel the need, nor the deviant desire, for a spanking. I am, after all, a Good Boy,as you can tell from my avatar-identity. Err, aaah, that is….

Is that Portnoy is the photograph?

That looks more like something I’d receive from Acme. Not something I’d order from Acme, but that’s what they’d send.

It needs a trigger and two springs for a fast whack. Pulley system could be simplified. $79.95 on Amazon tops.

我不入地獄; 誰入地獄???