A company made a bonus incentive instead of raise in salary. So many may earn the bonus that consolidating work amongst fewer and laying some off seemed to be the best answer to delivering to stockholders. Did well enough to prove they could handle more work. Delivered selves into unemployment.
“I’m laying you off because we promise all our employees a raise after ninety days, and this is Day 89.” (Spudnuts in my home town did exactly this to every kid they hired.)
Funny_Ha_Ha over 6 years ago
I’ve got to lay you off because all the profits are in the Canary Islands.
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
I’ve got to lay you off because productivity was higher when you didn’t show up.
dadoctah over 6 years ago
I’ve got to lay you off because I’m a jerk without an ounce of human feeling.
wrd2255 over 6 years ago
Jetson?? Yes, Mr Spacely? You’re laid offf!
disinterest over 6 years ago
A company made a bonus incentive instead of raise in salary. So many may earn the bonus that consolidating work amongst fewer and laying some off seemed to be the best answer to delivering to stockholders. Did well enough to prove they could handle more work. Delivered selves into unemployment.
Goat over 6 years ago
I’ve got to lay you off because I’m bored to death.
Squoop over 6 years ago
Love the changes in clothing etc styles!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
I have to lay you off to justify my own job.
comixbomix over 6 years ago
I’ve got to lay you off because I’ve run out of different hairdos for the same ex-employee!!!!!!!
Cozmik Cowboy over 6 years ago
I’ve got to lay you off so the Board can afford to pay my bonus before we declare bancruptcy.
Ushindi over 6 years ago
All we really need to do is cut taxes for the rich and get the “trickle down effect” – that always works, right? Right?
Kip W over 6 years ago
“I’m laying you off because we promise all our employees a raise after ninety days, and this is Day 89.” (Spudnuts in my home town did exactly this to every kid they hired.)