Matt Bors for September 12, 2017

Snake-Oil-Salesman-In-Chief Trump will make sure all the proceeds will go to himself. Irma wasn’t as big as Harvey so Trump has already declared Irma as the winner.

Wanna bet he has FEMA pay for ALL costs for ANY cleanup at Mar-A-Liar??

So far it has cost the tax payers $60 million for Trump to play 44 games of golf at his resorts.

Since FEMA is out of money, Trump will have to pass new taxes on the middle class and the poorer souls in the nation to cover all the damage in his 2 Estates destroyed by hurricanes this year. Titles he will use to hide the true reasons behind the taxes. Something like …..uuummmm …..bill for improving environment in Florida or the southern Florida seas or Islands…..or bill for agricultural research in seagrass or plants that do well under water. He’ll figure out some way to hide them purpose to get the money.

You folks understand, I hope, that 99%+ of the nation had no idea those hats were for sale. At least we didn’t until the loons in the press had a stroke over it.

And, I’ll bet the sales of those hats went from near zero to sold out overnight. Good job.

Too bad it didn’t flatten Mar-A-Golfo

As I look at that map ….does it seem like Irma and Harvey went after Trump voting states?

Surprised there have been no reports on the extreme damage to his estate.. The adjusters must surely have been there by now assessing the damage and getting dibs on FEMA money.

So it looks like Matt’s previous strip (“Trans Troops Are Definitely Bankrupting Us”) was a little too controversial for GoComics. But you can still see it over at TheNib.