Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 23, 2017

If he’s that eager about giving up the wallet, I don’t think I want to know what’s in it.

Nagini … dinner.

Nothing like a good anti-tamper system.

Not sure it’s TSA approved though.

Oye knowin’ the Wiz,he’s probably hiding Henry somehow in that wallet? The wallet has the same idea but an even larger interior as the Tardis of Dr. Who.

It’s the old snake in the suitcase trick…

This brings to mind an anti-theft trick my uncle used when commuting through a rough part of Detroit in the 50s & 60s. Whenever stopped at a red light, have your wheels full-lock right and your transmission in reverse.

“What’s in your wallet?”

Bravo, Mr. Parker and Mr. Hunt!

Made of sapient pearwood?

There’s one place that uses a venomous snake like a cobra to safe guard a jewel or something. I suppose if a thief got desperate enough he could shoot me snake through the glass even though I’d consider that cruelty. I wouldn’t keep a dangerous snake as a hobby or whatever, but I wouldn’t mind having one that can’t Kill anyone as a pet. If I saw a rattler or one of the other dangerous snakes, I’d heed the words of the Beatles and let it be instead of trying to kill it.Take care and God bless

Life is hard on poor muggers when victims are able to resist.