Cows are boring because they’re so stupid. Here’s how to prove it: next time you are driving by a horse field, roll down your window and shout, “Hey, horse!”. They will all look up, because they know that you are addressing them. Then drive by a cow field and shout, “Hey, cow!”; none of the ignorant beasts will look up. They’re too stupid to realize that they’re cows.
I actually drive by cows on my way to work. It’s never occurred to me that there was a need to say anything to them. Although once several of them did stray across the road, and traffic had to wait while the owner got them under control.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
would Alice prefer to drive by a toxic waste dump?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Nice to see that Petey has a sense of humor. Lack of one is a very serious handicap.
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
Alice certainly isn’t boring.
Plumbob Wilson over 6 years ago
Cows are boring because they’re so stupid. Here’s how to prove it: next time you are driving by a horse field, roll down your window and shout, “Hey, horse!”. They will all look up, because they know that you are addressing them. Then drive by a cow field and shout, “Hey, cow!”; none of the ignorant beasts will look up. They’re too stupid to realize that they’re cows.
mommavamp over 6 years ago
I really like Petey!
Phred Premium Member over 6 years ago
It must be time for a yodeling duck song.
Dani Rice over 6 years ago
It looks as if that poor cow is waay past her milking time.
Kaputnik over 6 years ago
I actually drive by cows on my way to work. It’s never occurred to me that there was a need to say anything to them. Although once several of them did stray across the road, and traffic had to wait while the owner got them under control.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
It’s only one word, but my hero, Petey, has the best line in today’s script!
Alice is trying too hard to be the star today….