The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 25, 2017

I was going to say that she’s the coach’s (Phillip) girlfriend, but that can’t be it.

Especially puzzling how she got on the team, considering I don’t even see a hand drill.

So much to say, so many reasons not to say it…

but I know the drill on GoComics.

Sigh….

She’s giving it her awl.

There is a 3rd screw driver name that will not be mentioned in a family comic. :-)

quit screwing around and catch that baton!

The fans are a bunch of tools.

something, something, Chuck, something, screwed, something, hand, Phillips, something, something, little bit, something, driver, something, Texas A&M, something, Stanley…. there, this a) fulfills my commentary obligation for the day, and b) tiptoes around the censors…

They were looking for diversity on the drill team.

What a boring parade.

The teams are sponsored by Nike: Joist Do It!!

Wasn’t there a song years ago, “Chuck Key’s in Love”?

Other than that, the performance was electric.