Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 28, 2017

Some people with their quack ideas.

Does he quack if you move the fridge?

Get back to bed.

Microwaved duck sounds good1

Pluck the duck. Ralph.

He must get tired of being treated like a child by his wife.

Try bribing the parrot with a cracker.

I thought that was a rare South American parrot that only disguised himself as a duck . . .

Drabble needs to use duck tape!