Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 26, 2017

Now we know what Ryan Gosling did before “La La Land.”

Thank you, ElectricShadow!

Ryan Gosling in Drive!

I’ve been trying to figure out who that first driver was….

Michael Knight, Speed Racer and Mario were a lot more obvious.

But with Gosling up for an Oscar, Hasselhoff still enjoying inexplicable international popularity, and Mario having “starred” in hundreds of video games…

maybe only Speed Racer might be be looking for a job.

I don’t think contracts for residuals were very lucrative in his day.

They’re joining Johnny Cab.

Being driven by Mario would be interesting. Do you get the Mario music, too?

That’s NOT GOSLING THATS Olympic swimmer RYAN LOCHTE!!!!Had problem driving in Rio during olympics!!!! @electricshadow @susansunshine

I drive 101 all the time.

Ineza… I’m assuming that’s a joke.

But if not…Um…no.

Lochte wasn’t driving… his trouble started with a cab ride…

So he and the others said… the authorities have never found the cabbie.

And Goslings jacket is obvious.

Happy… Me too!

But a couple hundred miles farther south.