In Security by Bea R. for April 25, 2017

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Hope they’re insured against flamingos.

Who’s that shouting out of the window?

Roy is ‘so’ sleeping on someone else’s couch tonight.

Good thing Roy got the priorities straight.

Roy would’ve trashed those flamingos himself if he knew they were from Sedine.

The flamingo is copasetic, smiling knowingly, even as it flies through the window of the mini-van with enough force to lift two tires off of the ground. Honk! Honk! It’s not normal…it’s In Security. Lovin’ it.

I’d actually come across plastic flamingos in a variety of colors for sale at a highway rest stop a few years ago.

Alas, I failed to purchase any. :(

Someone’s in trouble now.

The minivan’s fine. The windows just need to be replaced.