Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 03, 2016
September 02, 2016
September 04, 2016
Transcript:
Thanks for your lunch-money, dork. I'll show you! I just took a 3D scan of your body, including internal structures! When I go home, I'm gonna bio-print a copy. It'll be exactly like you... It'll move, think, feel. Yes... And my oh my, it won't be scared when it realizes it's in a sealed glass cage, naked, without food or water. And just as its air becomes too carbonic... Just as it begins to suffocate on its own emissions... I'll whisper, you're going to die now, because the real version of you wouldn't return my lunch money. Please have pity! Please! Knowledge is power!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yay for… um…“knowledge!”..yeah, knowledge….And thanks, Zach!
doomroar7 over 7 years ago
“Fuck him, i will steal your money tomorrow too”Is what bullies on my days would have said, luckily they have gotten soft in the future.
amaneaux about 5 years ago
In my experience, the kind of bullies who will physically threaten you are generally too stupid to understand that level of retribution.