Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 12, 2018

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richard's poor almanac some advice for the academy by richard thompson got a long-winded oscar winner on your hands? here's what you can do - actor: i'd like to thank my agent & my mother & my sommelier & l. ron hubbard & my cats what th- a rolling blackout might slow him down. actor: & my producer & my feng shuist & my rolodex & hey! i'm not finished! blamo try an exploding oscar with a three minute fuse. tres hollywood! actor: my personal trainer & my geneticist & no! no! get them away from me! a dispirited group of oscar winners from years past who've slipped back into obscurity could be herded onstage. actor: & i'd like to thank god for believing in me! god: oh, yeah? an act of god. when approached, he said he'd be delighted to help, but only with best picture, maybe best director.