Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2016

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Rip Haywire: The Highwayman's hideout is around here somewhere... I can smell his hat! Man: I have rights! Get me my lawyer. Rip Haywire: Son, do you want to be drinking green beer through a feeding tube on St. Patrick's day? Man: I'll talk. Rip Haywire: I've got the Highwayman's location... let's roll! Spur: Wait! I'm still hungry... let's get cheese fries. Not from there. All their food is fried to a crisp. No it's... oh. Narrator: Meanwhile, Cobra prepares to bust Breezy out of the Highwayman's clutches! Voice: Just got word... we're moving tonight. The highwayman is getting out now, before the new Sheriff catches up to him... With the mountain of gold we lifted from the bank, I can't see why we should stick around Starlight... Cobra Carson: Gold? Sorry, Breezy, you'll have to wait. Gold! If diamonds are a girls' best friend... gold is the one she marries. Breezy: Cobra! You came to save me! Cobra Carson: Yeah, yeah, but I got caught drooling over your uncle's stolen gold. Li'l Rip Haywire: Escape from Camp Cooties available in Bookstores and online buy now! TNT: What're you reading, R.J? R.J: It's a journal of Rip's from when he was my age. It's called Li'l Rip Haywire Adventurers: Escape from Camp Cooties." TNT: I remember that adventure... woof! We had to spend the entire summer in all-girls camp! I never thought that crazy kid would make it out of that one alive. R.J: That does explain his habit of making macaroni craft bracelets when he's stressed.