Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 23, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: We've got two reporters on the scene interviewing those involved in the dispute last night! Tommy: Thanks, Lupin. Tommy here, where I've climbed a tree to interview -- Tommy: Aw, nuts. Beatrix: Lupin, I'm live with Baba Mouse -- Wicket: The only mouse that ever got away from me. Baba Mouse: Yeesh. Wicket: I died inside when we parted! I never loved again -- Baba Mouse: You left me remember? YOU JUST TOOK OFF! (swipe) Baba Mouse: INTO THE SKY! Baba Mouse: Left me on a beach with a turkey! Wicket: We saw each other for a short time, nothing serious -- Tommy: CN news, were you THE owl and the pussycat? Wicket: Whoo, we were AN owl and a pussycat. Baba Mouse: Tale as old as ime, really. Edward Lear celebrated the old cliche -- Barn cat, barn owl... Baba Mouse: Not a lot to do in a barn. Baba Mouse: So, we ran away together! By the light of the Moon! Beatrix: Oh my Cat. TELL US EVERYTHING! Wicket: Whoo, for starters, you don't look a day past that fine evening! Baba Mouse: Eye sight's going, huh?
colleen_demaio Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Oh my!! I’m fanning myself over here! Lol!
myh2 almost 8 years ago
hmmm – looks like Baba’s beginning to warm up – way too soon – Wicket the wretch – play it cool, Baba. This is just too good for words. (Tigger)
deadheadzan almost 8 years ago
So now he’s shown up again! What’s your game, Wicket!?
deadheadzan almost 8 years ago
I love how Baba snatches the mic from Beatrix.
BassetLove almost 8 years ago
LOL, poor Tommy was just too ‘fluffy’ to go out on that limb. And it looks like Bea is picking up Burt’s fondness for dime novel romances :D
gloriasfig almost 8 years ago
Beatrix found a way out of the bookshop yea! now no reason not to visit Elvis, he misses her so. Baba needs her own mic so she doesn’t keep swiping everyone elses. Love that to Baba Wicket says he never loved again, but quietly to Tommy that they saw each other for a short time, nothing serious. Georgia you nailed that!! Can’t wait for Monday!!
BarbaraKrooss almost 8 years ago
…reference to the meme (accompanying picture of plump-ish long-haired cat) often seen on coffee cups, “I’m not fat, I’m fluffy”.
coffeeturtle almost 8 years ago
a cat called a mousean owl in love with a cat called mouse….odd….BUT FUNNY! ☺
prairiedogdance Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m coming out with it. Georgia, I have a crush on your brain. Love this!! Just perfect.
la_momcat almost 8 years ago
@gloriasfig it was Baba Mouse who said, “We saw each other for awhile, nothing serious,” but I’m not sure she said it about the turkey she was left with or about Wicket…
greasy old tam almost 8 years ago
Not to call Tommy fat, but since fear doesn’t have weight…
Brein43 almost 8 years ago
Hey, a lot of this sort of thing went on in the nineties-it was an odd time, Baba may or may not have been in an alt rock group…things happen. I prefer to think they are the model for all owl-pussycat romances to come.
fuzzybritches almost 8 years ago
I was going to say that Tommy’s gotten too big for his britches, but he’s not wearing any, is he?
bonita.eley almost 8 years ago
The plot thickens!!!
RH3 almost 8 years ago
Wicket, you just flew away from Baba mouse?
You, sir, are a cad.
ctlum almost 8 years ago
I’m with Beatrix – “TELL US EVERYTHING!”