No one is going to win that contest.
Opus’ head — dissolved….
“Mind if I smoke?” “Not at all. Mind if I fart?”
(Steve Martin)
Opus will when he passes gas.
One might think that Opus’ herring breath would overwhelm both smoke and pastrami.
Poor Opus.
George Carlin said that having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing area in a pool.
Steve Martin was more direct: “No – mind if I fart?” (And since when does Steve Dallas ask people first before he lights up?)
Opus, this would be a good time to fall backward in your chair.
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Wilde Bill 28 days ago
No one is going to win that contest.
markkahler52 27 days ago
Opus’ head — dissolved….
Meg: All Seriousness Aside 27 days ago
“Mind if I smoke?” “Not at all. Mind if I fart?”
(Steve Martin)
Just-me 27 days ago
Opus will when he passes gas.
aerotica69 27 days ago
One might think that Opus’ herring breath would overwhelm both smoke and pastrami.
ladykat 27 days ago
Poor Opus.
monya_43 27 days ago
George Carlin said that having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing area in a pool.
jrankin1959 27 days ago
Steve Martin was more direct: “No – mind if I fart?” (And since when does Steve Dallas ask people first before he lights up?)
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 27 days ago
Opus, this would be a good time to fall backward in your chair.