Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 21, 2016

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Elvis: We've devised a way to rescue Buzzy Mouse! Puck: Burt, cut away! C'mon guys, give discretion a try- Puck: With all the hustle and bustle of the season, don't lose sight of what matters most! Puck: Who you share it with! Puck: Make time to gather together with friends and neighbors together with friends and neighbors around the tree. Elvis: A cheese wheel. We get a cube or two of cheese treats a WEEK if we're LUCKY. Puck: SHHH. Puck: Hide! Alice: Psst! You got the wheel? Puck: Right here. Do you have Buzzy Mouse? Alice: Sure we do. Give us the wheel, first! Puck: Ok. Puck: Hey- WAIT- Lupin: (POUNCE) Puck: (TOSS) Alice: RUN!! Lupin: (THWUMP) Elvis: Come back! You forgot your complimentary gift bag full of JUSTICE! Elvis: I think I've got the tailor! Natasha: I'm not a tailor! I'm a CRIMINAL! Natasha: This is a WEAPON! (Poke) Elvis: OW! Natasha: THIS AIN"T CINDERELLA! Elvis: Those mice are JERKS. Puck: Can girls be jerks? Isn't that a masculine term? Lupin: A woman can be whatever she wants. Alice: (Pant Pant Pant...) That was close. Everyone ok? Alice: Oh my gouda. Alice: WHERE'S AGNES?! Lupin: Did they even bring Buzzy Mouse? Elvis: No, but they will now.