Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 04, 2010

Naw, they just eat chocolate grass!

Oh, so that’s how it’s done! LOL

I don’t typically take dietary advice from someone who eats out of garbage cans but I prefer Rover’s version. Strawberry flavored milk has me stumped.

I never did like chocolate milk. My Mom had to get Strawberry Quick for me and chocolate quick for my sister.

…that tastes delicious!!

I was buying her Tru Mu till I did a little unit pricing. She wants chocolate milk she can squeeze the Hershey udder.

There’s four spigots on a cow. Pasteurized, homogenized, vanilla and chocolate. C’mon people….

“I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; but I can tell you anyhow; I’d rather see than be one!”

Following Rover’s logic, would you get Grape milk from a purple cow?

Yes, I wrote “The Purple Cow”– I’m sorry now I wrote it; But I can tell you anyhow, I’ll kill you if you quote it.

–Gelett Burgess

I was 6 months pregnant when my sister got married and had all her sisters dress in purple for the reception. Guess what poem was going through my mind the whole time? Only, I altered it a bit: “I’ve never BEEN a purple cow, I never thought I’d be one. But I can tell you anyhow, I’d rather be one … than upset the bride today.”