Monty by Jim Meddick for January 29, 2016
January 28, 2016
January 30, 2016
Transcript:
A knife throwing act? Yep. And you're in luck. I got a job opening for a sexy assistant. And you get to wear this! Ok. So you want me to stand in a skimpy sequined outfit while a white male throws knives at me? And you don't find that incredibly outdated, exploitative, sexist and laced with undercurrents of misogyny?... Ok. How bout if you just where pink yoga pants?...
clayusmcret Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’ll probably kill you and yet your concern is his white male sexism? You’ve definitely got the wrong priorities.
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
No she has the right priorities. Statistically speaking, a white male will be her doom.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Just the pants? No top?
Holden Awn over 8 years ago
And her “white male” comment isn’t racist?
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
I vote for yoga pants, no top!
nitromicro over 8 years ago
Shiny sequins! That will convince her…….
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I kinda think Gretch is just not cut out to be the glamorous assistant to the fumbling, third-rate knife-throwing vaudeville act. In fact, why is Monty so interested in an outmoded form of entertainment/manslaughter?