Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 08, 2016

Her complex didn’t effect her complextion ….

Aw, get lost!

It’s because, at her last job, she was always crawling up the walls; she wound up with cubicle cuticles.

perplexing complex

what?

Slow clap Well done on this one, well done indeed

She doesn’t want to work in Storage Room B.

She was amazed at the Harry Potter Triwizard Maze.

No, but the Mazing Spiderman is!

No, she just didn’t realize until now that he worked in the rat race.

Give her something she likes to ease her mind. After all, there is no time like the present to present a nice present.

Primary the primary primaries………(Btw, could we please agree not to verb the noun “primary” anymore? Think how our politics and the English language would be improved!)

Working here is redrum

I used to work at Simplex Time Recorder Co. in Gardner, MA, so I would tell people I worked at the Simplex Complex.

Don’t verb the noun “verb”.