Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 14, 2015
December 13, 2015
December 15, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: We're doing "secret santa" at school. Marigold: Unicorns tried that, in times of old. It went poorly. Nearly all unicorns wanted songs sung about their generosity. Phoebe: I got my person an eraser. Marigold: I shall compose the Ballad of Phoebe, the Eraser Bestower.
Ratiocinator over 8 years ago
Hey, I bestowed plenty of erasers in my day, but did I get a ballad? Nooooo! Life is woefully unfair. >_<
BoomTollStinkBomb over 8 years ago
I gave a hand puppet and all I got was a 5cm high cereal box figure of Optimus prime
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
I got two bottles of what is EASILY the worst aftershave known to man. And felt obligated to wear it for months, until it was used up. On the plus side, vicious dogs avoided me like the plague.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Good luck Unicorn.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Phoebe the Eraser Bestower” It’s not what you say, it’s the way that you say it!!
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I usually gave (and got) Lifesaver’s books.
TheDOCTOR over 8 years ago
What happened to Marigold’s locket? I thought she would wear that forever.