Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 25, 2015
December 24, 2015
December 26, 2015
Transcript:
The Story of Christmas In this one, Scrooge the Grinch & the abominable snowman plot to ruin Christmas for everyone. With the stolen antiballistic missile plans we can blow that jolly old fool Santa out of the sky! You're a mean one, Mr. Scrooge. But Tiny Tim, Cindy Lou who & Rudolph join forces with Santa to foil the evil doers. There's a big chance Scrooge's ammo dump explodes. Ho ho hold on kids! We're losin' toys! Thwarted, Scrooge, the Grinch & the A. Snowman have a spiritual epiphany that restores their faith in humanity. Barbie? What's this? A teddy bear? I-I never got a teddy bear for Christmas. Only cold. Oh and that necktie. PlayStation 2? So everybody sits down with the Cratchit's for a Merry Christmas feast, marred only slightly when Mrs. Cratchit serves that awful stuffing of hers with too much celery in it. Bleah Ho ho ho I can walk! Look! Look at me! C'mon look
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Too much celery? That’s a Petey thing – crossover alert!
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
Give that pesty Tiny Tim a swat.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Celery in stuffing is good! Not sure what “too much” means.
Shut up, Tiny Tim, you little attention-freak! Bah! Humbug!
Just kidding around. Merry Christmas, one and all. God bless us, every one, but especially Richard!