Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 13, 2015
October 12, 2015
October 14, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold:It is so refreshing to play a video game in which I play as a UNICORN! Dad: It's first-person. You can't see the hero. What makes you think they're a unicorn? Marigold: They are WINNING. Dad: Touche.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
The controller Marigold holding in her hooves look like a pairof tiny shorts.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 8 years ago
Her cloven hooves look so cute holding the control pad.
Neo Stryder over 8 years ago
IT must be easier for he to use a NES Max than a normal NES Controller.
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
Marigold put that debate to rest in a hurry.
Wichita10 over 8 years ago
Well…yes. That goes without saying. “Winning.” Er, wait. Does this mean Charlie Sheen is a unicorn?!?!!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh well.
Weboh over 8 years ago
Ugghh… Using they as a singular pronoun…
ThomasKDye over 8 years ago
“They’re winning by using magic to cheat.”“Well, that makes sen—wait, what?”