Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 09, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Hey, Dakota. This year I propose we should be friends or at least not fight. That's why I've drawn up this PEACE TREATY. My unicorn notarized it. That didn't work. Are you SURE you're a notary? Marigold: Perhaps we should admit we do not know what a notary is or does.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Peace treaty or none, Dakota’s still going to bully Phoebe.
Yumby over 8 years ago
Phoebe and Her Unicorn is great in almost everything it does, but its one substantial failing is Ms. Simpson’s refusal to realize Dakota’s potential and allow her to develop beyond a one-dimensional archetype.
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
Perhaps they shouldn’t waste thier time on someone who’s not worthy of it.
Will Henry creator over 8 years ago
It’s not official unless you have it notarized by a unicorn…read that somewhere
darkstripe over 8 years ago
When I was a little kid, the first time I heard about a “nota republic” I was very puzzled about what it could possibly be.
Simon_Jester over 8 years ago
This is a job for Lance Parkertip!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Unicorn!
R.U. Kidding over 8 years ago
Notary sojac
R.U. Kidding over 8 years ago
So if it’s a treaty, it needs a 2/3 vote of the Senate to be approved. Oh, wait, I forgot — that’s not necessary anymore.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
I never thought I’d see Marigold look chagrined!
rexvivat over 8 years ago
What’s the point of notarizing it before it’s signed? Unless you only want your own signature to be certified and not hers, which may end up causing you trouble if she decides to break it.
kaykeyser over 8 years ago
It reminds me of Peanuts. Always get your contracts notarized.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
You can’t be a notary public with the Shield of Boringness up.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 8 years ago
The main function of a notary is to be the oldest character in an operetta.
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin 5 months ago
Starting school in September. . .sigh. . .