Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 31, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: You re exploiting that creature. You play, and record it on your device... Then you put those recordings online for all to see. Cat... You must UNIONIZE! It is the only way to be fairly compensated for you entertainment services. Phoebe: Kitty union videos would be the BEST THING ON THE INTERNET! Marigold: You will have your work cut for you.
PJA almost 9 years ago
If cats were unionized, you couldn’t rub them to create static electricity.
Q4horse almost 9 years ago
What kind of compensation would a cat want that it doesn’t already get?
ronrab almost 9 years ago
I love kitty’s attentive expression.
strangeanimal almost 9 years ago
and purrlo guthrie apparently makes an appearance
DDrazen almost 9 years ago
Herding cats, organizing cats, same thing.
Stellagal almost 9 years ago
Cybil (from Lio) would be head of the kitty union, and it’s fees would be enormous (in gin)!
ThomasKDye almost 9 years ago
Well at least our ginger longhair isn’t scared of semi-strangers, unless Marigold has a Shield Of Making Cats Significantly Less Skittish as well.
Monster Hesh almost 9 years ago
I’m unionized and I wish I had it as cushy as Cole and Marmalade. Of course, they provide a far greater service to humanity…
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Agreed Unicorn.
Hugh Manatee almost 9 years ago
Way too liberal.
Formedras over 6 years ago
I am sad: I immediately looked up “cat union” on YouTube and found no cat unions. (I’m not about to look it up on Bing: SafeSearch is OFF.)