Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 07, 2015

No, but the fly did.

She shouldn’t watch it, she’ll just let it out.

Life in the fast lane.

Still more entertaining than [insert name of cable channel here].

Don’t worry. Fly watching only lasts until ten o’clock. Then it’s time to move to the front porch and holler at kids who get too close to the lawn. Then off to the Silver Sirloin for lunch buffet featuring over-cooked, easily chewed entrees and free soft frozen dessert that is almost but not quite like ice cream. Then a nap before “Wheel.”

Yes, much better than what is on TV and real drama too…

It’s like meditation. Lowers ones blood pressure. A family that watches together, stays together.

Or just add “in bed” to everything you say.“Have we really come to this… in bed?”

Reminds me of Seinfeld

Didn’t they used to have a kid?

Could be worse, they could be watching paint dry.

A Navy friend was stationed on Midway Island back in the 1960s. He said the main entertainment of the week was getting a six-pack on Saturday night and watching the bug zapper.

“it makes the little ones explode! pop!”.Which microexplosion disperses the guts and associated bacteria some ten to twenty feet, I am told.Do you eat and/or drink closer than that to the device?