Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 06, 2015

You can check out any time you like…

A perennial answer to “I know a few chords now! What cool songs can I play?”.

Eagles fan….me too! The band, not the team…

About Arlo’s response in panel 2: possible past user????

You can check out, but you can never leave!

bwana, and country and blues…

Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast,To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak.

Dead Head? When has his strip ever quoted the Dead?If he were to do that, the strip would go from 4 panels to about 135, and smell like it needs a shower. ;-)

Fly bottles are for indoor use. They don’t kill flies, it’s just that they always fly up, and once they come in thru the bottom, they never find the way they got in to get back out. Indoors, they gather the flies up and you take the bottle outside and open the top so they escape. Outdoors – with an infinite supply of flies available – what’s the point?

Next it will be lots and lots of pretty boys that she calls friends.

That’s going to smell after a few days….

A hookah would be more entertaining, IMO.

hi waves hand

That’s quite the “ruthless evil genius” face Janis is sporting there! You can almost hear the Mmwaa-ha-ha!

bought something similar a few years back… the smell of the bait made living with flies almost pleasurable.

I’ll be Impressed if it also plays the Song every time a Fly gets caught.Of course, it also needs a Mute switch so you can turn the Song OFF when you get tired of hearing it..Or, better yet, install a MicroSD slot and have it play one of the songs you’ve loaded onto the chip whenever a Fly enters..Truly Random Music.

Ahhhh, but can they stab it with their steely knives????

Now on to skeeters