Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 13, 2015
April 12, 2015
April 14, 2015
Transcript:
Narrator: A magical feline totem is wreaking havoc on the town! The catpocalypse begins! Rip Haywire: Spur, what'd you do? Spur: This was not my fault, Rip! It says here on the back: abusing this idol's power will open a portal to cat hell. Rip Haywire: Spur, I'm pretty sure that portal has opened! Spur: Well, I'd say magically gaining financial control of Walmart and Time-Warner is hardly "abusing" the thing's power, Rip.
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
Get Breezy to take responsibility and close the portal!
Kali39 about 9 years ago
Um, Spur, you know taking financial control over Hell just isn’t done, don’t you? No wonder we have a catapocalypse. This just proves cats are evil…
Space_cat about 9 years ago
I got an idea, perhaps the portal will close if you give the Mal-Fart employees a huge raise.. Say, $15 an hour.
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
There’s that doozy of a down side that I knew had to show up sooner or later.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 9 years ago
What?! You tried to take over Walmart and Time Warner?!I’m surprised 100 portals to hell didn’t open up!
B LeCren about 9 years ago
I though cat owners lived every day in their own special hell…
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
As a cat person, I must say there’s really only one decent thing to do in a predicament such as this……CALL JACKSON GALAXY!!! AND KA-HURRY!!!
Kali39 about 9 years ago
“The scary part is, it’s people who have made evil.”.Although we don’t disagree with your original point. :-)
Kali39 about 9 years ago
"Am I the only one here who LIKES cats?!.We love cats. It’s just that we recognize them for what they are. .Saw a joke once about the difference between cats and dogs. The dog will slobber all over you showing how wonderful you are and how much they love you, where the cat will just look up with a, “yeah, you’re home, what’s for dinner” look. Of course, yes, the dog is more likely to kill you if they don’t like you..Then, there’s this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/21/joke-cat-vs-dog——war-of_n_1534447.html?(yeah, it’s Huffington, but it’s the first place I found it that wasn’t just graphics.)