Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 23, 2015
March 21, 2015
March 24, 2015
Transcript:
Noise: RING-G RING
Nancy: Hello---Nancy speaking.
Voice from phone: Sorry---Wrong number.
Nancy: Well, whoever you are I want to thank you for calling.
“This is Nancy speaking; please stay on the line until something funny happens. If you wish to speak to my ridiculously attractive aunt, try her direct line at 555…”
Even when awakened in the middle of the night, Nancy takes the call with the graceful gravitas of a six-year-old with twenty-two years of show biz experience already under her nonexistent belt.
jrankin1959 about 9 years ago
“This is Nancy speaking; please stay on the line until something funny happens. If you wish to speak to my ridiculously attractive aunt, try her direct line at 555…”
Max Starman Jones about 9 years ago
She would have been killed if she had a smart phone.
Kip W about 9 years ago
Even when awakened in the middle of the night, Nancy takes the call with the graceful gravitas of a six-year-old with twenty-two years of show biz experience already under her nonexistent belt.
Sluggo's Eloquence Coach about 7 years ago
I didn’t know Fritzi’s bedroom was right above Nancy’s?!?
i love cats and pokemon and dragons over 3 years ago
i just saw an ad about that