Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 25, 2015
January 24, 2015
January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: Hello? yeah, I'd like to report a crime. Nate: No, not in progress. Earlier today. Nate: Where? At P.S. 38. The middle school uh-huh. nate: Okay, so the hot lunch menu said that today was going to be pizza, tater tots, and peanut butter crisp. Nate: That's the best hot lunch there is! So obviously I didn't bring lunch from home today! Why would I? Nate: Then I got to the cafetorium, and there was no pizza, no tater tots, and no peanut butter crisp! Nate: Instead, they gave us meat loaf, 3-bean salad, and fruit cocktail! Nate: If that's not a crime, I don't know what is! nate: Hello? Hello? Nate: Crimestoppers tip line! What a joke!
Comisftw over 9 years ago
Mad Nate is MAD.Wow, he’s super unhappy.The school and Nate are at fault.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
He was all tastied up for pizza and tater tots and then they threw meatloaf and fruit cocktail at him.
Marathon Zack over 9 years ago
Sounds like a crime to me.
MaynardAz over 9 years ago
Pizza was the last thing you wanted to eat at my school.Now some schools have wood fired pizza ovens.
Tackerdog over 9 years ago
Canned Fruit cocktail- wouldnt touch it as a kid and wouldnt touch it now. Yuch
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sorry Nate.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Good that this is nipped in the bud,,,,next he would’ve been reporting that it’s a crime he can’t get a girlfriend…….
Chad Applewhite almost 7 years ago
Nate does have a point from a certain point of view…
the souless goat over 6 years ago
It is illegal to hang up on someone when they are calling 911
PBS1! almost 4 years ago
A crime is an action prohibited by law XD