Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 25, 2014
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Transcript:
Lupine: This just in: There s a spider on the ceiling. We go now to Puck for more. Puck: Thanks Lupin. the spider has been on the ceiling all morning snugly mocking us. Elvis: Lupin, its been reported spiders have 8 legs, thousand of eyes and no mercy. Lupin: CN news own Puck is attempting to eat the spider! Puck! Puck; chew chew chew Puck: No worries , it was just a thumbtack!
SallyLin over 9 years ago
No, kitty,no!!
NaturLvr over 9 years ago
Yes, but a main message of Dicken’s tale is that those of good will continued to bestow love and good wishes upon Scrooge, despite his humbug attitude
AliCom over 9 years ago
Brave Puck. Those nasty little thumb tacks we use to hang up decorations last year can be a ‘bi—h’ to take down.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
More breaking news. Puck is now headed to the vet to get the thumbtack removed from his stomach. While we are waiting for his return, we will explore all these empty Christmas boxes.
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Puck should have checked for the eight legs and thousands of eyes before he ate it. At least, I don’t think thumbtacks have those.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
The bad news, Puck failed to register for Obamacare.
benbrilling over 9 years ago
I’m glad the CN team doesn’t look weird like Garfield when he looks up.
Transcription over 5 years ago
Lupin: This just in: There’s a spider on the ceiling. We go now to Puck for more.
Puck: Thanks Lupin. The spider has been on the ceiling all morning, smugly mocking us.
Elvis: Lupin, it’s been reported spiders have 8 legs, thousands of eyes, and no mercy.
Lupin: CN News’s own Puck is now attempting to eat the spider! Puck?
Puck: [Chew chew chew GULP]
Puck: No worries, it was just a thumbtack!
SuperCharged5- over 3 years ago
PUCK!