Earl left himself wide open and Opal failed to seize the opportunity. The possibilities are endless, but a bottle of magnesium citrate comes to mind. And a nice roll of TP.
If one “disses” a member of the opposite sex, that one is called, “sexist.” What does one call a person who disrespects an “elderly person?” An “eldist”??? :-)
LuvThemPluggers over 9 years ago
A package of fig newtons should do it.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
How about a bag a barbecue briquettes to put into Earl’s Christmas stocking, Opal?
Llewellenbruce over 9 years ago
Get him a box of Depends Opal.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
A boat load of bacon would do it for me.
Mhendricks over 9 years ago
So Opal CAN drive herself places!
puddymom over 9 years ago
Why are those two still together?
dadoctah over 9 years ago
Earl: What the heck is this?Opal: Shoe trees, dear. You said surprise you.
JoanHelen over 9 years ago
@Mhendricks. Perhaps the local store is close enough to walk to but the fabric store is in the next town. That’s the way it is in our village :)
Loijen over 9 years ago
Be nice for once Opal, bring him a cup of Hot Cocoa!
Brown Leghorn over 9 years ago
I would say stop at the bakeries and get some fresh Kaiser rolls and a dozen jelly donuts! MMMM!
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
Bring him a muzzle for Opal’s mouth…Extra Large.
holmswedeholm over 9 years ago
It IS curious that she can get to the store on her own, but when going to the fabric store, Earl is required to go with her or to take her….
Number Three over 9 years ago
Count to 10, Opal!
xxx
rphbeta over 9 years ago
Earl left himself wide open and Opal failed to seize the opportunity. The possibilities are endless, but a bottle of magnesium citrate comes to mind. And a nice roll of TP.
todyoung over 9 years ago
If one “disses” a member of the opposite sex, that one is called, “sexist.” What does one call a person who disrespects an “elderly person?” An “eldist”??? :-)