Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 17, 2014
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Transcript:
Oh God. I just had a horrible revelation. It chases the red dot over and over even though it can never be caught. It needs at cold Idol objects and hope for nourishment. It spends most of its life dreaming, awakens briefly to cover oft-trod ground then returns to sleep. I don't follow why that's so bad? Don't you get it? Everything my cat does is a metaphor for life. Oh. Oh God. Oh no! It's looking through a window longing for what can never be! Push it away! Push it away! Oh no! It's lying on the floor, the victim of unanticipated forces, wondering how everything went wrong! Run! Run! Mow.
Ida No over 9 years ago
Oh God! This comic strip is a metaphor for everything in your life! Run!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Don’t run. It is thousands of times faster than you. Be very still. Show no sign that you understand what is going on.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
That’s just house cats. When the time comes, they and their decadent human pets will disappear together.