Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 13, 2014

Maybe he’ll stay longer during vacation number two.

A weirdo Pig is indeed, sir. More weirdo than Gonzo if you ask me.

@ Sull Ross U in the Texas Desert the prefered party local was the first or second Rest stop. Always cleaned up after and make sure every one gets home safe.

He got “Lei’d” too.

Picture Pig, if you will, coming home from his vacation, all flushed with pride.

that is more of vacation than some of us get……

Oh Pig, just look at you in your jaunty hat, with your lei and fancy drink, schmoozing and enjoying your rest stop vacation. It does my heart good to see you like this, now that urinal your glory.

That’s a whizz-bang comic!

Personally I don’t give a …

I love pig, and want to be just like him.

Hanging out by the men’s room at the rest stop. This will end badly for Pig.

There are some strange folks out lurking about.

Oklahoma’s rest stops don’t have facilities. But there are usually some trees and bushes. Bring your own paper.

Grammar police springing into action in 3, 2, …

I wonder if Pig has sentient luggage.

Despite the picture, the lyric quoted in the first panel is not from “Who’s Next”.

So, he’s chatting with a pig who’s wearing a hat and a lei while drinking a margarita… I think we all know who’s really the weirdo here. Time for a selfie, boys!

I wonder if someone had used the name Rest Stop for a bar.

Some pinko weirdo hanging out around the bathrooms and harassing folks at the rest stop, sheriff! Should we call out SWAT to scoop up this pervo?

Welcome to Floating Worlds

so just 3 payments of 9.99 for the whiz-o-matic. but wait there’s more! if you respond within the next 30 minutes you will also get a flush-r-rama. these portable little objects are great for ‘rest stop’ vacations. and we will throw in the magic wiper for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if he’ll run into Snoopy’s brother, Spike.

Pig looks so adorable in that vacationing outfit!

When it comes to delusional people, I’m afraid that Pig takes the cake. Let’s just hope it’s not the urinal cake.

Where’d he get the yellow drink from