The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 20, 2014

This must be where they get the phrase “having one in the oven”.

We’re going to call her Avon.

Yup, and Yogi Berra was smart to stop at six.

As long as it is not Gumball and Darwin, things should go well.

Little Caesar’s only delivers twins…Pizza,Pizza.

It would be better if it had to deal with a pizza mouse mascot named Chuck E. Cheese.

Four years in med school just to deliver a pizza?

There’s probably a joke here with the word “box” ; but I’ll leave that up too someone else.

Welcome to my nightmare.

At least they don’t have to wait nine months.

How did she know it would be a girl? Did she order anchovies?

Home delivery can be risky, especially during a midwife crisis.

Delivered in 30 minutes or she’s free!

Looks like we’re on the Planet of the Pizzas. That should be Brewster Rockit making the delivery.

Snerk!