An overweight Uncle Sam stands at a machine labeled "The Great American Soda Fix." It offers Obesity Cola, Diabetic Punch, Dr. Harder Arteries, and Tooth Decay Delite.
“if you don’t want it don’t buy it but quite telling me what I can’t have”I don’t want my insurance rates to go up because you had to be hospitalized for the heart attack, stroke, and/or diabetes you got because of your poor dietary choices.
“by the way Ebolie is becoming more then a political football.”Yes, it’s also helping news agencies to achieve higher ratings. I imagine it’s boosting detergent revenues as more and more people soil their underpants while panicking in front of the TV. Home of the brave, indeed.
“Birth control pills” are prescribed for a number of reasons having nothing to do with slutty-slut-sluttitude, but you’d actually have to inform yourself to know that — or at least care about someone other than yourself.
“It is helping up to 30 million more people, and costing lest than previous projected.”-As I Play One on TV demonstrates, part of the “cost” of a government monopoly on health care is not quantifiable as money.
ARodney over 9 years ago
Except when it comes to contraception, or the ability to vote. Then the government should interfere to block your options.
avarner over 9 years ago
It’s also great to clean battery terminals.
Jason Allen over 9 years ago
Careful, that dihydrogen oxide is deadly stuff.
Jason Allen over 9 years ago
“if you don’t want it don’t buy it but quite telling me what I can’t have”I don’t want my insurance rates to go up because you had to be hospitalized for the heart attack, stroke, and/or diabetes you got because of your poor dietary choices.
Jason Allen over 9 years ago
“by the way Ebolie is becoming more then a political football.”Yes, it’s also helping news agencies to achieve higher ratings. I imagine it’s boosting detergent revenues as more and more people soil their underpants while panicking in front of the TV. Home of the brave, indeed.
BaltoBill over 9 years ago
My pet Macaw has better grammar and makes more sense than Harley.
Kip W over 9 years ago
“Birth control pills” are prescribed for a number of reasons having nothing to do with slutty-slut-sluttitude, but you’d actually have to inform yourself to know that — or at least care about someone other than yourself.
TripleAxel over 9 years ago
“It is helping up to 30 million more people, and costing lest than previous projected.”-As I Play One on TV demonstrates, part of the “cost” of a government monopoly on health care is not quantifiable as money.