Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 26, 2014

“Headless horse woman?”“Headless woman horse?”

It must have been some kind of horror if it scared Danae…

Maybe a second sock at the end of the bed, just to be on the safe side….

Happy Howl-o-ween!

Horseless headwoman? Eat a Snickers!

“…The scent of a FLAMING Pumpkin whizzing by at Dusk…”?!?!?!?!?!? ScreeECH…!!!!

ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL…!!!!

Let’s get this straight – you have a very creepy guy on a horse behind you throwing a flaming pumpkin at you, so you STOP???!!! One of the first driving tips my older brother gave me is hitting the brakes is not always the best thing to do when something goes wrong!

October; just one of the Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus?

A Flaming Pumpkin whizzing by at Dusk..that is disgusting. Why would the Flaming Pumpkin be peeing in Dusk’s direction anyway? Could it not find a tree?

BrassOrchid, I love that album….Bruno, it’s been there a while, so anything could be happening…….I wonder if Wiley ever switches it to face the other direction, just to mess with us…….Oooooo! I just noticed the one on the floor! That is so sweet. It probably crawled all the way up to her room after being lost in the dryer in the basement….We may be seeing a reunion…

It went over my head but that lamp would scare anyone in the middle of any night!!!

Welcome to Sleepy Hollow.

Now THAT’S a “Way to spend the Winter” bed if I ever saw one: needs a stack of magazines on the floor next to it!

Well played, Wiley.

Lucy, high!…in the sky, sort of.

Ever heard of something called a “shared dream”?

“BOO! Leave the 1 really decent concept of goodness in life alone!!! You are really sick!”

Care to explain where I went wrong…??

Now that is a kertastrafop when one’s stuff toy has a really scary hallucination. Oo what it a dream? (continued sometime I guess….)

“YEA – Would you be as you are if seeing your “heros” lying in the dirt and crapping there pants, heros you believed in?Yea, I have been there, and I got an idea you have also been there. But why put that real honest shit on such young people and their heros and teachers?”

Wait a minute… The Gif I came across and used was of what I assumed is a (battery powered) Laughing Elmo Doll/Toy falling over and mimicking ROFL, at least that’s what I’m seeing.

But in your case… WHAT are you seeing??

That’s what Sleepy Hollow needs—more flaming pumpkin bombs!

Interesting pumpkin catapult.

This strip is true to Washington Irving’s tale. A ghost can’t cross a running stream so the original Ichabod thought he was safe when he made it across the stream so he stopped. Then the pumpkin sailed toward him.

“The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” is free online. Just do a search for “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” free.

The scent of a flaming pumpkin….is that close to the scent of baking pumpkin? … if you like pumpkin… yummy! But must remember to be careful on tipping the delivery guy!

They say he’s tired of his flamin’ topHe’s got a yen to make a swapSo he rides one night each yearTo find a head in the hollow here

How is it that nobody has come up with the story of the onslaught of the flaming boogers? SyFy? Dave Barry? Jeffrey? Anybody? No?

“…convulsions is a very bad deep terrible way to die.”

A Animated/GiF of a TMX ‘Tickle Me Elmo’ doing RoFL (Rolling on Floor Laughing)… And you derived “Convulsions” from that…? You have been to some REALLY Dark places…

Anyway, here’s what Actually happened…

I don’t know where the world’s longest covered bridge is but apparently the shortest is in a birch forest in Maine.